You may be all worldly and experienced and been to many parties and played sports but I've watched at least 1000 hours of professional wrestling and it teaches you some things, i swear
i have sufficiently been schooled. i will never doubt your ability ever again. but also that...is...a lot of hours, ayano. maybe we should have you start watching something else.
first of all your references are WAY out of date. but also i don't know, i usually like things that other people do not! usually it is ghost adventures or stuff like that though.
you mean like those shows where they look for ghosts and there's like a weird static malfunction in one of the cameras and they all start screaming as if lucifer himself has manifested in the physical plane of existence
oh god please do not compare me to your dad. that just feels weird. but also yes, those shows. they are actually really funny and fascinating to see all of the haunted places across the world! oh. and stand-up comedy. that is also a thing.
what were you doing living in rome? that sounds pretty sweet. you are right, i would have loved that. actually i think dave would, too? for whatever reason he seems into dead things. there is a model skeleton in our room for no reason.
my dad used to live there, and i went to live there for a bit to help me get better after I spent a long time in the hospital being sick
I dont understand your relationship with dave, and if i had to pick between the two of you i would assume dave is the funnier one. He's all like, making eggs and being weird and rapping about math...that boy is basically one giant nonsequitur
oh. wow i had no idea. i mean, obviously i had no idea because that is not really something you learn about people right away, but wow. are you ok now?
dave is pretty funny, sure, but he is not a master of comedy like i am. and i do not entirely understand my relationship with him either sometimes but...it's nice. having a best friend. especially one who will make me eggs.
as you saw by the shocking amount of alcohol I was able to drink last night I can tell you Im in the best shape of my life probably despite the fact that I feel 10000% awful
I wish I had a best friend you twos cuteness makes me jealous 😣 With your cute text and your eggs and your soul baring conversations...
good point, haha. don't worry, the absolutely shitty feeling will ebb off in a couple of hours, probably, as long as you take it easy. but i am glad to hear it! being really sick sounds kind of scary.
who said anything about cuteness or any of that? he was bragging about hangover eggs and i told him to prove it. so i got eggs. you don't have a best friend?
yeah I'm not interested in ever being hospitalized ever again as long as I live
I find it to be very cute!!! Jude was my best friend but things have been weird with him for a while so I'm between besties...I love soleil but I only met her last month and she's amazing so everyone is her best friend...David is my tutor, you're some guy from a party, minako and Tiffany are like older sisters...I had a friend at school but he stopped showing up earlier this year...Anya has tons of friends already...
i imagine that would happen when you date and break up with your best friend, yeah. but he still sounds like a dumbass anyway... but if it makes you feel better? before i moved here and met dave at the beginning of the month i was between best friends, too. i think you can never have too many friends. anya is my friend, too. if i can find a best friend, you can, too.
i'm serious! i still think what he did was really shitty to you.
that is pretty cute, ayano. but no, not too much to ask. anyway it is only september. you still have a whole school year, and if people are telling the truth more and more people will show up on the app, too. they are going to need all of the friends they can get. and if you just keep talking to people and hanging out with them, i guess that is really all there is to say on that. it'll happen.
omg JOHNATHAN you're giving me a pep talk again i told you I'm the optimistic girl who is really cute and gives pep talks and tells you to do your best you are stealing my gimmick by being very nice and insightful and telling me that I'm cute and that my ex boyfriend sucks and that there are more fish in the sea and that the grass is always greener on the other side and
hehe. sorry! i guess i cannot help it? maybe i just do not really see them as pep talks and they are just things i think are true. i can take it all back if you want.
AAAAAAAUGH JOHNATHAN STOP BEING NICE AND PURE AND GOOD AND ALL OF THE THINGS THAT I AM SUPPOSED TO BE
GO BACK TO BEING A WEIRD BORDERLINE EDGY PARTY BOY WHO CONVINCES GIRLS TO GET REALLY DRUNK SO THAT THEY'LL GIVE HIM AN ADMITTEDLY SOMEWHAT SLOPPY KISS ON THE CHEEK
i very much doubt anyone would believe you if you told them i was a bad boy tbh.
you don't even know my entire backstory! but yeah vic and i were toxic for each other. if that makes me sound edgy, then oops. i will definitely tell dave your ten-point scrabble word next time i see him. but i thought he was tutoring you in math?
Vic? Oh johnathan I'm so glad that we can refer to both of our exes on a first name basis truly i feel closer to you with every passing moment ❤️ It does sound a little edgy but the more i get to know you the less threatening you get and the more david eclipses you in coolness, attractiveness, and just general aura
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You may be all worldly and experienced and been to many parties and played sports but I've watched at least 1000 hours of professional wrestling and it teaches you some things, i swear
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i will never doubt your ability ever again.
but also that...is...a lot of hours, ayano.
maybe we should have you start watching something else.
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what do you even watch
COPS????
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And um
Idk
The real world road rules
Or whatever
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but also i don't know, i usually like things that other people do not!
usually it is ghost adventures or stuff like that though.
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yeah those are pretty good, my dad likes them!!
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but also yes, those shows. they are actually really funny and fascinating to see all of the haunted places across the world!
oh. and stand-up comedy. that is also a thing.
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when i lived in Rome i went to a church that was like, made of dead priests or something
you probably would've been way into that it was pretty gnarly
Comedy, huh? Do you do comedy? johnathan the jokester??
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what were you doing living in rome? that sounds pretty sweet.
you are right, i would have loved that.
actually i think dave would, too?
for whatever reason he seems into dead things.
there is a model skeleton in our room for no reason.
and of course i do! can't you tell? :P
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I dont understand your relationship with dave, and if i had to pick between the two of you i would assume dave is the funnier one. He's all like, making eggs and being weird and rapping about math...that boy is basically one giant nonsequitur
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i mean, obviously i had no idea because that is not really something you learn about people right away, but wow.
are you ok now?
dave is pretty funny, sure, but he is not a master of comedy like i am. and i do not entirely understand my relationship with him either sometimes but...it's nice. having a best friend. especially one who will make me eggs.
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I wish I had a best friend you twos cuteness makes me jealous 😣
With your cute text and your eggs and your soul baring conversations...
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who said anything about cuteness or any of that? he was bragging about hangover eggs and i told him to prove it. so i got eggs.
you don't have a best friend?
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I find it to be very cute!!! Jude was my best friend but things have been weird with him for a while so I'm between besties...I love soleil but I only met her last month and she's amazing so everyone is her best friend...David is my tutor, you're some guy from a party, minako and Tiffany are like older sisters...I had a friend at school but he stopped showing up earlier this year...Anya has tons of friends already...
Yep no bestie atm 😰
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but if it makes you feel better? before i moved here and met dave at the beginning of the month i was between best friends, too.
i think you can never have too many friends. anya is my friend, too.
if i can find a best friend, you can, too.
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I just want someone who i can have matching friendship bracelets with ok i dont think thats too much to ask of this world
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that is pretty cute, ayano. but no, not too much to ask. anyway it is only september. you still have a whole school year, and if people are telling the truth more and more people will show up on the app, too. they are going to need all of the friends they can get. and if you just keep talking to people and hanging out with them, i guess that is really all there is to say on that.
it'll happen.
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😣😣😣😣😣😣😣😣
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i can take it all back if you want.
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GO BACK TO BEING A WEIRD BORDERLINE EDGY PARTY BOY WHO CONVINCES GIRLS TO GET REALLY DRUNK SO THAT THEY'LL GIVE HIM AN ADMITTEDLY SOMEWHAT SLOPPY KISS ON THE CHEEK
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also i stand by you did this on your own!
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your backstory made you seem kinda edgy to be honest
All the yelling and like, "we were toxic lovers" vernacular
(make sure david knows what a big word i just used)
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you don't even know my entire backstory!
but yeah vic and i were toxic for each other. if that makes me sound edgy, then oops.
i will definitely tell dave your ten-point scrabble word next time i see him.
but i thought he was tutoring you in math?
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It does sound a little edgy but the more i get to know you the less threatening you get and the more david eclipses you in coolness, attractiveness, and just general aura
I just want him to think I'm smart ok
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